get me my

chrome-vanadium screwdriver

ffs where did I put the

electronic cleaner, quick drying formula

I hope this

quarter-inch input jack

is still nice and tight

I drank too much goddamn

Bombay Sapphire last night

but good thing I have this

yellow sandwich bag of Rolaids sitting right here

next to my

tweed box of smoking utensils

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